Ol' Dirty Bastard does Sarah Palin

ODB is likely in hell, but one thing's for sure: Da Dirtdog DirtMC is still on the road, and 2nd to none... even in heaven -- so it is highly likely, vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin (Read: Pregnant ... as usual) got to "meet" Ol' Dirty Bastard - The Astral Version... Sarah Palinski prays to God (not G.O.D.) ...that this Iraq war thingy is going to end soon... not evil. ODB had this to say:

Well shut the fuck up!! Vice prez aint nuttin but a skull for a bone. You can fuck 'em you can suck 'em you can leave 'em alone. 25 cents is the regular price. 50 cents you can fuck 'em twice. 75 cents you can fuck 'em to the bone. And a Dollar worth leave it alone. Yo, and the Bush Doctrine is a term used to describe the foreign policy doctrine of United States gangsta George W. Bush, enunciated in the wake of the September 11, 2001 attacks.

Now I want two beef patties, special sauce, onions, tomatoes, lettuce, on a sesame seed bun - on a sesame seed bun, you big dummy.

P.S. Of course, like Bill Maher-iOnette, we just kid... the next president!?

Keep it stupid, simples!

Consider the agenda of our government in 2008. Why would Americans want to merge with Mexico and Canada? I can see a reason why we might want to "conquer" them, but to merge with them? No, yet it is being done right now, this minute. Americans don't want the "amero" as our new dollar and we don't want open borders. [...] We want an honest government with leaders who actually have integrity and qualities we have come to expect from Americans. Sadly, we have very little of this maybe five in the whole country. What we have is a corrupt government full of self-serving demagogues (550 or so people) who have nothing in mind but to further their own coffers as they sell our sovereignty -- but oh yes, they'll possibly write you a form letter saying absolutely nothing in response to your query. It's time for a revolution. Our government is supposed to serve us, not the other way around.

by Marica Stirman