God Bless America ONLY!

Holy shit! Da Pope hanging out with a bro like George Bush -- apparently it's not about what Dubya did do, it's what he did not do: namely renounce the Holy Ghost. "These two leaders share much common ground, particularly in opposing abortion, gay marriage and embryonic stem cell research. But there are plenty of differences." Duh? But who cares? Certainly not Americans. Se7en in 10 Americans say it's important to have a president with strong religious beliefs. Doomsday? End of Days? Judgment Day? Like Bill "911-Dope" Maher said:

"If you believe in Judgment Day I have to seriously question your judgment! If you believe you're in a long-term relationship with an all-powerful Space Daddy, who will -- after you die-- party with your ghost forever you can't even have my vote for Ms. Hawaiian Tropic! [...] Maybe a President who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed."

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